Oh, welcome to the 3rd grade.

So, my life as of lately, has been a bit of a setback. I feel like I'm back in 3rd grade.


I have head lice. Yes, you read correctly. Head lice. Like the stuff you get in 3rd grade.


When I was in elementary school, I got head lice 3 times. I just couldn't escape the little bastards, because they are back.. right before I turn 23. Lovely.


Seriously. Who gets head lice as an adult? Well. I was in the shower and just finished conditioning and ran my hands through my hair. And all of a sudden, I saw a black dot come out onto my hand. Upon further inspection, I realized it had legs.  W. T. F.


So, being the technological genius that I am, I googled everything I could think of; fleas, bed bugs, lice...etc. Well, lo and behold, that little bastard turned out to be head lice. SOOOO...


For the past week, I've been washing anything and everything I can think of... Bedding, towels, clothes..and vacuuming the rest... carpets, sofas.. etc.


I headed down to the local drugstore and picked up some lice shampoo where I was followed by a judging beautiful girl who worked at the cashier..her and her judgy little judging eyes. ugh.


So, I paid for my crap and got out of the way from pretty girl's judging eyes and proceeded home and followed instructions on my lice shampoo bottle. After that, headed over to my parents' house so my mom could pick through my hair for 8 hours (no joke) and try to get the little bastards out of my hair.


Needless to say, it was a grueling task and I never..ever...want to go back to the 3rd grade ever again.