I lied.

So, remember that fancy story last night about how I'm going to be a functioning adult and put my big girl pants on and go to the grocery story?? Yeah. I was being fraudulent (Hey, I didn't need spell checker's help with this word! Bam!) with my statements apparently. 


Instead of those big girl pants going on, I decided to not wake up until almost 4 in the afternoon (stupid body) aaaaannnd watch pointless tv (I was watching MTV, hence "pointless"). Then around 6, I decided to text my classmates and ask them what the hell I'm supposed to be studying for my final tomorrow. 


You know those times when you get super cocky about something?? Like "Oh, I only brought 20 dollars for tonight's meal, because I just know that my lobster and steak doesn't cost that much", or "I'll bet you a zillion dollars that Bruce Willis is sooooo not a ghost at the end of this movie". Yeah.


I totally had that moment this entire week. You see, last week is what a copious amount of college students refer to as "dead week". Finals are this upcoming week, so the week prior is not consisted of new material; just going over the final installments of the final. Being that I am only enrolled in two classes (non-admit student..whatever that means), I figured dead week wasn't really required for my finals and that I can just breeze through studying. 


If you knew me at all, you know I wait until the last minute to do just about everything. I once had a two week trip planned to fly to New Jersey. Guess who didn't pack her crap until 30 minutes before she had to leave for the airport? Yours truly. 


Soooo, you should not be the least bit surprised when I didn't bust out the whole "studying" routine until 8PM the night before the final. And, once again, if you knew me at all, you would know that my "studying" consists of "listening" to Friends for "background noise" while I "study really hard". My parents should be proud. 


Well, around ohhhh, I don't know... 1AM, I finally decided to stop watching my "background noise" and finally hit the books. It is now 3:38 of the AM variety and I like to think I am finished for the night. No, I don't feel prepared for my final, I just don't give a damn. 


Maybe I'll do my grocery shopping now?