Same shit. Different day.

Hello Mr (or Mrs?) virtual journal. It is 6:14 of the AM variety. Why am I up, you ask? I never sleep. And when I do, it seems like it's for days. I have come to the bitter conclusion I am and always will be the cliché "Night Owl". Ba hum bug. I actually have to wake up in 6 hours and go to class, which I am sure there is something I needed to prepare for, like a presentation or something. But hey, it's the last week, and this is my "I don't give a damn" face.

Well. A lot has changed since my last post on December 14th. I re-read my last post, and I actually said out loud "I had a boyfriend??!" Yeah. I totally forgot about that kid. It wasn't like our relationship ended on a bad note or anything. I called him, and it went down like this:

Me: "hey". 

Him: "hey". 

Me: "So...I don't think we should see each other anymore."

Him: "Yeah. Me neither."

Me: "K. See ya around". 

Him: "Stay in touch". 

Click.

Which by the way, we haven't stayed in touch. And for that, I'm kinda glad, because boy let me tell you what, he was apeshit crazy. 

Oh. P.s. His birthday was February 27th. The same night me and my friends went out for drinks, at a bar that happened to be across the street from the one he was celebrating his birthday at. The Selfish (and I later found out, the Smarter) Me said "Ohhh, don't go say hi. You haven't talked to him since you broke up, it'll be awkward.." The Nicer Me said "Pish posh. A quick hello and a happy birthday never hurt anyone". 

So, I walked my happy drunk ass over to the other bar (It was around 1:30AM, so there weren't too many people left). And there he was. Drinking his disgusting Pabst Blue Ribbon Gnat Piss beer. The second he saw me, he had a huuuuuge smile on his face, and it was like we were never broken up (for him. For me it was like whooooooaaa.. you're still crazy!!) Anyway. At first he's all "Ohhhhh, it's so nice to see you." "You're still so beautiful" blah blah blah.. then..he went into crazy mode.

He's all "I still love you and I always will love you"... "You were the one that made my heart beat again, and I can't thank you enough for that" "You taught me how to love" blah blah freaking blah... "You have the most orgasmic personality I've ever know".. (wtfever that means...).. and then.. "You treated me like shit, but I still love you". 

Hold up. What??

Yeah. He said it. Look crazy apeshit ex boyfriend. If I so called treated you like monkey doo, then why oh why do you still love me?? Seriously. I always find the crazy ones. 

Well. Enough about that full grown ass man who cries more than it rains here in Oregon. 

WOU (My current school), is pretty much bending me over. It's a looooong dragged out story, but basically, I'm trying to get into the interpreting program, and they are making it difficult for me to do so because they want me to jump through a ring of fire, blindfolded, using only one leg and the other tied behind my back, while carrying a baby walrus which has AIDS. 

Ok, not really. But that's what it feels like man. 

I seriously need to turn my life into a soap opera. Or a reality show. Those Jersey Shore bitches have nothing on me man.